When you’re facing a drug test, the convenience of an Incognito belt can be tempting. The best known is called the Whizzinator, but are there cheap Whizzinator alternatives that perform just as well?
This is more than a Whizzinator review though. This is a complete guide on the best synthetic urine belts on the market, and how to use them. But more than that, I’m going to explain when you should use one, and if you should even use an Incognito belt at all.
I’ll cover what’s really important about passing a urine drug test, explain the differences between supervised and unsupervised testing, and give you proven methods for passing each type.
Why Is The Whizzinator Expensive – Will Cheap Synthetic Urine Belts Match It?
Let’s start by telling you exactly what the Whizzinator is. In truth, it’s not actually a product at all. What we are referring to is the “Whizzinator Touch”. That’s the top end product, which claims to be the most realistic prosthetic device ever.
At $129.95, it’s an incredible price as well. And I mean incredible as in utterly ridiculous for a plastic penis and some poor-quality synthetic urine. They also do cheaper versions, including the Whizzard (which is another prosthetic penis kit), and a couple that have the same belt but use a simpler clear plastic tube and tap dispenser.
Look, what you’re getting is a belt that holds urine and a dispensing tool. Whether it’s meant to look like a human male penis, or it’s just a tap that would be unisex, is something that doesn’t justify the price.
In summary:
- The Whizzinator range is expensive
- The realism of the prosthetic is hugely debatable
- The urine is the same poor quality in every Kit
- There is no product called the Whizzinator
Best 3 Alternative Synthetic Urine Belts
I’ll talk more about the Whizzinator in detail later, but let’s now cover the top three alternative Incognito urine belts that you can choose from.
1. Monkey Whizz Synthetic Urine Belt
People looking for cheap Whizzinator alternatives are actually shocked to see that the Monkey Whizz synthetic urine belt is more expensive than the standard Whizzinator. The top end Whizzinator touch costs $129.99, while the monkey Whizz synthetic urine belt costs $124.95, which is significantly more than the standard Whizzinator product.
Look, the truth is (and the clue is in the name of both companies) that they are the same company. If you look at the websites, the prices, the graphics, it’s almost identical. It’s the same company with two different brands that are selling you exactly the same products under different names.
So in terms of price, there’s very little to choose, and in terms of quality of the urine and the synthetic urine belt, there is literally nothing to choose between them.
2. Clear Choice Incognito Belt
Clear Choice is a company that make a very good Incognito belt. It comes with more reliable heatpads, and the best fake urine on the market called Quick Luck.
If you’re in the market for an Incognito belt, then it’s the best you can buy because of the quality of the urine.
But in terms of the belt, it’s exactly the same as all the others. It’s a small pouch of urine with a tap and tube dispenser, with pouches behind to tuck activated heatpads in to keep the temperature stable.
3. Quick Fix 6.4 Pro Belt Kit
The third best alternative to the Whizzinator is the Quick Fix 6.4 Pro Belt kit. Again, this is a cheap and tap dispenser, that attaches to a plastic belt that has spaces to tuck a heatpad into it to maintain the temperature.
With nothing much to compare between the belts, what about the urine?
Don’t be fooled by the 6.4 formula, or the word “Pro” in the title, because both are misleading to the reality of the quality of the product. Quick Fix is an incredibly basic formula, even more basic than the urine used by Monkey Whizz/ Whizzinator.
It contains the very basics of urea, uric acid, and creatinine, but that’s about it. How they got to the 6.4 formula I will never know, because what’s to alter?
The truth is that what’s more important is the quality of the urine, rather than the belt. The belts all work pretty much the same, and the prosthetic penis (obviously only relevant to mail use anyway) is pure marketing hype.
When Should You Use And Incognito Synthetic Urine Belt?
There are three types of scrutiny when you submit the sample during a urine drug test:
- Unsupervised test – this is the most common where you will be in a separate room when you submit your sample. Unless told otherwise, a drug test is always unsupervised.
- Observed test – this is where someone will be in the room with you, but not standing in front of you directly watching you urinate.
- Supervised test – someone will watch the urine exit your body. Usually, this is only done for things like probation, being caught trying to cheat, or a previous failure under certain circumstances.
The marketing claims that the synthetic urine belts with a prosthetic are perfect for observed/supervised testing because if they glance at it they will think it’s a real penis.
I urge you to take a look at those plastic prosthetics. Would you be fooled seeing that hanging out of someone’s trousers?
And for women, if someone sees you putting both your hands between your legs trying to hold the sample cup while putting a tube and tap dispenser near enough and turning it on, would that look natural or unusual?
So, generally, you should only use it for unsupervised tests because the risk of being spotted nudged is so high otherwise. But when you can just smuggle in a bottle of urine in your underwear (you will not be intimately searched for unsupervised testing), then what is the point in taking a risk with a belt?
What About A Whizzinator For Women?
A Whizzinator for women is even more problematic than using a male belt with a prosthetic, or even the tube and tap dispenser. It’s very difficult to sit in a natural position, using one hand to hold the cup as you would naturally collect the sample, but also then to hold the tap and turn it with just one hand, or fudging it with both.
To anyone even glancing from a distance, it’s going to look completely suspicious and I would urge you to not even consider using it.
Whizzinator Review Conclusion: Don’t Use It
The Whizzinator suffers from several key problems that cannot be ignored:
- It’s almost impossible to disguise if observed
- The quality of all of these urine belts is poor
- The tap dispenser system is fiddly
- Apart from Quick Luck all of the urine products are poor in complexity
- For most drug tests you don’t need to use them
The truth is that the only time you would need to use any sort of Incognito belt is if it was an observed/supervised drug test.
But when you are being observed, even indirectly, the complexity of these products could easily let you down in the heat of the moment. One mistake and it will sound and look completely unnatural.
Also, for supervised testing the scrutiny on you is more rigorous from the beginning. You are not just patted down, they can ask you to lift and drop clothing, meaning that a belt would be instantly spotted anyway.
The conclusion of this review of Whizzinator, and all of the Incognito belts, is don’t use them because they are complex and expensive, and with a little preparation, you simply don’t need to.
How To Pass An Unsupervised Urine Drug Test
Most drug tests are unsupervised. That means that upon arrival you will check in and be searched, but not intimately. You’ll then submit your sample into a cup behind a screen, or even in a different room, and you’ll then hand it over and leave. It’s that simple and you won’t be looked at when you urinate.
In this circumstance, you just need to smuggle the urine in. Tuck it into your underwear in your crotch where you can’t be touched and the small bottle cannot be seen, and wear baggy trousers over the top.
There’s absolutely no need for a urine belt at all. You don’t need to mess around with it at and raise your risk of getting caught.
The best fake urine on the market is Quick Luck, made by Clear Choice, which has the following characteristics that set it apart:
- Within the correct pH and specific gravity ranges
- Contains the right proportion of creatinine
- Contains 14 other common chemicals found in human urine
- Looks, froths, and even smells exactly like human urine
As well as being the most likely to pass the validity check scrutiny and human scrutiny, Quick Luck has the additional benefit of being easy to get within the correct temperature range to pass the important temperature check.
It uses heat activator powder rather than a heatpad to achieve this. It’s a white powder that is undetectable in the liquid once dissolved.
Tapping in a little and shaking it until it’s dissolved will raise the temperature. Watch the temperature strip for about one minute, and repeat the process with small amounts until you get a good reading.
That’s how easy it is to use Quick Luck to pass an unsupervised drug test. No need for an Incognito belt at all.
How To Pass A Supervised Urine Drug Test
Now, the reason people will try and market you a synthetic urine belt is to pass a supervised drug test. As I’ve explained, this is where someone will be in the room with you, either observing you directly or acting as a deterrent in the vicinity.
It’s simply not feasible to use a synthetic urine belt, or even use synthetic urine at all. Getting into a natural position, and submitting it naturally will be very difficult. Consider this as well, the sound of urine flowing into the plastic cup be quite specific and they will be used to it. How can you recreate that while fiddling around with a tap or prosthetic? If there’s even a slight gap or strange noise, they will be on to you. It’s so risky I can’t believe anyone would try it for the supervised test.
The easiest way to pass a supervised drug test is as follows:
- Even if you only have 24 hours’ notice, start a detox. Drink lots of water, urinate frequently, exercise and sweat, and crucially, get yourself a 24 or 48-hour course of Toxin Rid detoxification pills. The more notice you have, the longer the course of pills.
- Get yourself a bottle of Rescue Cleanse detox drink. 90 minutes before your test, drink it swiftly over 10 minutes. Then, urinate three or four times. Rescue Cleanse flushes out more toxins than you can naturally, leaving a gap, a time during which the body has to catch up processing toxins through the kidneys. This Can be up to 5 hours during which the urine in your bladder will be drug metabolites it.
- There’s nothing to hide, nothing to worry about. On arrival, you can submit your sample naturally, knowing that you have minimized your chances of drug metabolites appearing in your urine, or being spotted that the urine has been adulterated during validity checks on the sample.
As you can see, rather than using the Whizzinator alternatives, either as a man or woman, it’s far less risky for supervised tests to detoxify and mask the drug metabolites to minimize the chances of any appearing in your sample at the point of submission.
For unsupervised testing, an Incognito belt creates unnecessary complications and risks. For supervised testing, it won’t fool even the most cursory of human scrutiny, and as I’ve explained, there is a strategy that involves detox pills and a detox drink that in just 24 hours will give you almost complete certainty of passing